MEET THE CREW

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SPANK D MONKEY

100% THE BOSS.
CEM (Chief Executive Monkey) of this entire circus.

The only one here who isn’t a total puppet… allegedly.

Always available for selfies, autographs, endorsements, and completely bulletproof business advice (results may vary wildly).

Payment accepted in snacks, praise, and unquestioning loyalty.

ps I had the name before that Luffy chump

PETE

Pete is the one with all the ideas.

We base Pete in the shop, as he is great to have a chat with (and it also helps him avoid doing any work!).

He can nearly always help and always good for a giggle

CLAIRE

Claire is the real brains of the operation. This means that she has to deal with Pete’s ideas (but after over 30 years she‘s getting used to it!).

For anything practical or important then it’s Claire you need !!

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DARREN

Darren is the man who can — fixer of problems, doer of things, mild miracle worker on a good day.

Also a serious Shed Door collector (yes, the cards… we’re not talking garden furniture). So if you need advice on what to buy, Darren’s your guy — he’s basically the walking, talking oracle of all things Shed Door.

And productivity? Let’s just say he sets the bar… while Pete studies it from a distance and considers starting later.
In fact, if procrastination ever becomes an Olympic sport, Pete’s bringing home gold — Darren’s already finished the event and gone for a snack.

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JULIE

Along with Claire, she’s the actual brains of the operation — quietly keeping both gents’ feet on the ground and their “brilliant ideas” somewhere near reality.

She also controls the crew, the guests… basically everyone except THE BOSS (and even that’s under review).

And if you manage to find her when she isn’t eating or talking about food, congratulations — you’ve unlocked a rare achievement.

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MOLLIE

Mollie can usually be found running the socials or guest assisting like a total legend.
If she’s not doing that, she’s sprinting around the shop tidying up after Pete — a never-ending boss battle with chaos.

LAURA

Laura is one of our practical people and helps with everything from Advertising to Logistics.

Laura also has the very important job of looking after our VIP Security team (The Boys)

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BEN

Ben is the king of Cosplay here at Snot Monkey HQ!

You will have had an encounter with him at most events, as he is a very active member of the cosplay community

BGG

BGG truly is our fairy Queen.

Without the support of Snot Monkey’s very own Jedi, none of this would be possible

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MARG

Marg is our admin if you need a form or a previous email , even a speardsheet

Only issue is she has a phobia of people in costume.

So if you see her at an event get a selfie and we will give you a prize

THE CREW

The Crew are the heart and soul of the events. They are always on hand to help and are easy to spot.

They are there to help to take a photo, ensure you have the right pen choice if needed, or even just to chat.

some even carry various swag to swap.

THE BOYS

These two are our VIP security team, along with being chief product and cake tasters

(If you know, you know!)