OUR MISSON
OUR PLAN
SNOT MONKEY: FUN FOR ALL, NOT JUST THE FANCY FEW
We run on three things:
Inclusivity. Affordability. Community.
…and whatever fuel Pete’s shirts are made from.
Family events have got wild – £60 to get in, £50 for a selfie, £££ just to exist near a celebrity. That’s not fun, that’s daylight robbery in cosplay.
So we do it differently.
AFFORDABILITY – BIG FUN, SMALL PRICE TAG
No remortgaging required.
Slime, lightsabers, games, guests and glorious nonsense – all priced so actual families can enjoy it. Fun should cost smiles, not kidneys.
INCLUSIVITY – COME AS YOU ARE
Cosplay pro? First-timer? Just here for snacks?
You belong.
We aim for calm entry options, quiet spaces when possible, and a vibe that says:
“No cliques. No cool kids. Just one big nerd herd.”
COMMUNITY – THE REAL MAGIC
Kids making mates.
Parents discovering their inner geek.
Strangers bonding over Pokémon and dodgy dance moves.
That’s Snot Monkey – loud, welcoming and slightly sticky.
Even Babylon 5 fans are allowed.
Got ideas? Tell us.
Got feedback? Shout.
Got complaints about Pete’s shirts? Join the queue.
Because without you, there’s no Snot Monkey –
just a bucket of slime and a very confused Pete.
WHAT WE DO
At Snot Monkey we’ve got one rule: family fun shouldn’t need a second mortgage.
Affordable prices, zero corner-cutting, maximum chaos.
Expect brilliant cosplayers, wonderfully weird traders, hands-on madness and special guests your kids will 100% recognise.
No event is complete without:
• The legendary treasure hunt
• An epic prize draw
• The gloriously chaotic cosplay competition
Dust off the cape, grab the wand and join the nonsense – it’s fun for ALL ages.
👉 JOIN THE CHAOS – GRAB YOUR TICKETS NOW
TREASURE HUNT
At Snot Monkey we’ve got one rule: family fun shouldn’t need a second mortgage.
Affordable prices, zero corner-cutting, maximum chaos.
Expect brilliant cosplayers, wonderfully weird traders, hands-on madness and special guests your kids will 100% recognise.
No event is complete without:
• The legendary treasure hunt
• An epic prize draw
• The gloriously chaotic cosplay competition
Dust off the cape, grab the wand and join the nonsense – it’s fun for ALL ages.
👉 JOIN THE CHAOS – GRAB YOUR TICKETS NOW
PRIZE DRAWS
This event will be the first were we will be offering a chance to will a highly sort after collectables.
It could be anything from multi signed poster , Loungefly bag or rare Funko pops.
You will be able to enter as many time as you like at £1 per At every event we unleash the chance to win some mega tasty, goblin-level collectibles – the sort of prizes that make collectors vibrate like an excited chihuahua.
We’re talking:
• multi-signed posters with celebrity sparkle
• Loungefly bags dripping with main-character vibes
• rare Funko Pops that make grown adults squeal in public
And the best bit? You can enter as many times as your pockets and dreams allow – just £1 a go!
One tiny pound.
One MASSIVE chance at something VERY shiny.
So bring your lucky pants, your winning dance and maybe a wheelbarrow – because someone is leaving with loot so good their friends won’t believe them.
COSPLAY COMP
This is fun for kids big and small – and the fully grown ones who absolutely refuse to act their age.
Come dressed as:
• your favourite character
• your own bonkers invention
• a chaotic mash-up that makes zero sense (our personal favourite)
People WILL ask for photos.
You WILL feel like an absolute legend.
Just remember – be kind, ask before snapping, and respect the capes.
We parade in battle groups:
Under 7s • Under 16s • Grown-Ups Who Should Know Better
Everyone gets their moment to strut, pose and unleash their finest heroic wiggle.
Then it’s PRIZES TIME!!!!!
No skill required – vibes essential.
Entry is just £1 – the cheapest path to glory you’ll ever find.